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Mallory, 20, New Jersey.

I'm not really sure what i'm doing but i spend all my time doing it.

Posted on 26th Aug at 9:53 PM, with 168,946 notes

hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

Posted on 26th Aug at 12:15 AM, with 1 note

reeeaaally thinking about getting a massage from a relatively seedy place because it’s so cheap good thing all of my friends are at school already now there’s no one here to stop me from getting a sketchy massage 

Posted on 25th Aug at 7:56 PM, with 30,181 notes

kayllen:

thatsthat24:

vinegod:

On the Run by Thomas Sanders

Words can not express how much I loved making this vine…

LOL

Posted on 25th Aug at 7:55 PM, with 410,694 notes

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

Tagged: #i hope so,
Posted on 25th Aug at 7:53 PM, with 3,018 notes
So last night I got drunk and played The Sims

karlosmadera:

Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.

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Posted on 25th Aug at 7:48 PM, with 40,699 notes

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

Posted on 25th Aug at 7:12 PM, with 76,972 notes

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

Tagged: #YES,
Posted on 25th Aug at 5:52 PM, with 86,376 notes

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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