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I'm not really sure what i'm doing but i spend all my time doing it.

Posted on 20th Sep at 9:08 AM, with 97,389 notes

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

everyone’s trashed 10 minutes in 

Posted on 20th Sep at 8:42 AM, with 18,775 notes

proclone-myrtle-tyrell:

  • Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)

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Posted on 20th Sep at 6:34 AM, with 133,780 notes

bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

Posted on 20th Sep at 6:29 AM, with 81,871 notes

petitedeath:

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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never forget, that this is a real screen shot.

Posted on 20th Sep at 6:28 AM, with 252,607 notes
retr0philia:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.


bye

retr0philia:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

bye

Posted on 20th Sep at 6:23 AM, with 2 notes

*whiney baby voice* why is no one talking about this ugh white people wahhh

The problem is, there’s just so much shit happening everywhere in every different region that not everything gets reported equally around the globe. It’s not anybody’s fault that they haven’t heard of the next Terrible Thing that’s happened because they’re probably dealing with another Terrible Thing that’s happened near them.

The people who we really need to get angry with are the police and public figures who let these Terrible Things happen, and for the most part tumblr is pretty good with that.

Just don’t misdirect your anger at people who haven’t heard of This Particular Terrible Thing, because I’ve seen a lot of this and it undermines the real issue at hand. The problem with social justice on tumblr is that it comes off rude, in a ‘I know more than you why don’t you know this how can you possibly be so stupid’ way. You know the media actively tries to cover this Terrible shit up (that’s another huge problem were facing). Inform people, and don’t point fingers, and don’t be rude. Lots of Terrible Things happen, and we need to remember to be nice to the people who are on our side.

Tagged: #social justice,
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