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Mallory, 20, New Jersey.

I'm not really sure what i'm doing but i spend all my time doing it.

Posted on 31st Aug at 1:17 PM, with 164,407 notes

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:47 AM, with 16,080 notes
"I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro."
Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)
Posted on 31st Aug at 11:46 AM, with 1,394 notes

loureecl:

Anaconda (2014).

This sick meme (unknown).

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:45 AM, with 989,309 notes

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

image

YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:40 AM, with 112,738 notes
bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth
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bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:39 AM, with 364,253 notes

isolated-roots:

emmylovestrees:

fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?

Yasssssss

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:35 AM, with 2,383 notes
"“White knighting” is a pejorative term bigots use to undermine such actions from men who are using their voices for support, not for condemnation and misogyny. Bigots use it to claim men are supporting women in the hopes of sleeping with women. Because, apparently, that’s the only reason you would ever want to treat someone as a person."
Posted on 31st Aug at 9:56 AM, with 137,688 notes
alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

alexanderperchov:

well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day

Posted on 31st Aug at 9:53 AM, with 484,999 notes
Status: Rain! :)
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