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Mallory, 20, New Jersey.

I'm not really sure what i'm doing but i spend all my time doing it.

Posted on 20th Oct at 1:46 PM, with 111,975 notes

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

Posted on 20th Oct at 1:44 PM, with 37,437 notes

much-confuse:

gobbydick:

cramp:

WHAT IS GOING ON

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

Nooo! Spoopy Skeletals

Is this the skeleton war

Posted on 18th Oct at 4:06 PM, with 855 notes
ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:
Steal Her Look: Tina Belcher
Dolce & Gabbana blouse in Aqua - $876
Cartier glasses - $12,475
Converse High Tops in Black - $421
Gucci skirt in Midnight - $649 
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ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal Her Look: Tina Belcher

Dolce & Gabbana blouse in Aqua - $876

Cartier glasses - $12,475

Converse High Tops in Black - $421

Gucci skirt in Midnight - $649 

Posted on 17th Oct at 12:19 PM, with 548,547 notes

thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

Posted on 17th Oct at 12:16 PM, with 208,886 notes

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

Posted on 17th Oct at 10:12 AM, with 2 notes

i would like to take this text post to appreciate the fact that mama got her some last night, not with just any ol british bloke but with

  • a functioning adult
  • with a well paying job
  • and his own flat
  • and a really nice mattress
  • and a CAR in LONDON
  • who kind of looks like a much younger Michael Sheen (Bill Masters in Masters of Sex)
Posted on 14th Oct at 7:25 PM, with 33,035 notes
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
Posted on 14th Oct at 7:21 PM, with 218,404 notes
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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